Bad Dreams and Bad Job Offers

I had the weirdest dream last night and I can't think of anywhere else that I can write it down. This isn't a typical post from me and I apologize because my dream is violent. I am unsure what to think about it.

I was with a few people somewhere. Obviously not in New York, or home because when it was time to go to bed I had to share a bed with one of the guys that work in the deli. It was Manuel who constantly bothers me. (Only in Spanish because he does not speak English.) In real life and in the dream, it is obvious that he has a certain shyness due to having a crush on me. In my dream, we needed to share a bed to sleep in. Everything was platonic. There was Bobby (friend from school that bartended at Mon. Sports Grill on Campus) and some other girl sharing his bed. Also, seeming platonic. Actually, I can't remember if Bobby and the girl were even in my dream until after I "woke up". However, I wake up with Manuel practically on top of me. He is innocently but very forcefully trying to kiss me and get on top of me. If that last sentance doesn't make sense to you, please read Of Mice of Men by Steinbeck. In a very Lenny way, he was attacking me and I seemed to have no control. In my dream, I put my hand in his mouth and physically damaged his teeth and gums. There was blood everywhere. I didn't realize that I knocked out his teeth until after I got up. I went to the next room where Joe and Dounia were sleeping. In real life, Joe and Dounia employ Manuel. In my dream, they escort Manuel into the hallway. Nobody seemed surprised. By this time, Bobby and the girl are apparent in the dream. They are speaking with Joe about the current situation. Then, either the girl, or another girl that was on my bed whom I've already forgotten, goes into the hallway to fill out accident/police reports about the night. I'm sure that in my dream my attention goes from the hallway to the beds. I think the girl that went to fill out the reports was a separate girl in my bed, because I'm pretty sure Bobby and the girl are still bed while everything is going on. I'm talking with them. Then I wake up.

And awake, I have an email blinking on the ever-wonderful Blackberry. It's a job vacancy for Jane Schellhase which can't be anything but a scam. However, in my 6am just out of a nightmare demenour, was hopefully. The email was from EXIM Exchange Company. It offered me 100-500 dollars a day to cash checks as a Check processing manager.

All this before 6am??